is gay :)
whaddup im jily im 17 n i cant fucken do anything :/

africanaquarian:

jennifer’s body not realistic bc if i had a demon friend who killed dumb ass men for sustenance i would let her like we can work that out

foxy-mulder:

Bill: Listen, dude, I’ll always take care of you through this most unparalleled journey that is our lives

Ted: But babe, it’s a most totally non-triumphant task

Bill: Not to me, dude. Not if it’s you

bunjywunjy:

mikkeneko:

capriceandwhimsy:

pigcatapult:

tarajenkins:

steampunktendencies:

Just an amazing 200 years old secretary cabinet

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Which Mystlike was this imported from?

(With sound off): Is this what people mean by ASMR?

(With sound on): No… no it is not.

it’s the cabinet of curiosity! somebody turn on Hex

jesus if you wanted to get all of the secret hidden items out of this thing you’d have to take it to the roof drop it off the edge and sift through the wreckage

pinktapegf:

anyways good night i’m gonna go indulge in my unrealistic romantic fantasies until i fall asleep

niczka:

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I didn’t see anyone post these Cleopatra tweets yet, I have to do everything my damn self.

These had me in stitches.

caryled: ““This is it, life will never be better, or sweeter than this.” ”
caryled: ““This is it, life will never be better, or sweeter than this.” ”
caryled: ““This is it, life will never be better, or sweeter than this.” ”
caryled: ““This is it, life will never be better, or sweeter than this.” ”
caryled: ““This is it, life will never be better, or sweeter than this.” ”
caryled: ““This is it, life will never be better, or sweeter than this.” ”
caryled: ““This is it, life will never be better, or sweeter than this.” ”
caryled: ““This is it, life will never be better, or sweeter than this.” ”
caryled: ““This is it, life will never be better, or sweeter than this.” ”

caryled:

“This is it, life will never be better, or sweeter than this.”

batmanisagatewaydrug:

I should like. make a database of books recs that’s “So You’ve Been Reading YA For Years And Have No Idea How To Go About Finding Adult Fiction That Isn’t Boring As Shit” 

brucie-deactivated05092020-deac:

who says you can’t be pirates right now, my ship is called 123movies and rich fucks like bezos are equivalent of the british royal navy

wildnoutinwildemount:

Derry Girls is one of the few shows to accurately portray how truly fucking stupid teenagers are.
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